1. A COUPLE IN DELAWARE HAS SEXUAL INTERCOURSE ON THE ROOF OF A CHIPOTLE.
Really? I mean it couldn’t wait?! I’m just imagining all of the parents who prematurely had to have “the talk” with their youngsters. I can vividly see a 4 year old kid getting a lengthy glimpse of the action and going to ask Mom some hard hitting questions. And just like that, a kid’s innocence is gone and they are
scarred for life. And since when did black beans, brown rice and grilled chicken become an aphrodisiac? Unless I missed something… Shame shame shame.
2. WEDDING BELLS HAVE BEEN RINGING IN MY EAR ALL DARN SUMMER!
I realized that I might be too good of a friend to an obscene amount of people. It seems as if I’ve barely had a free Saturday with me BEING IN a wedding almost every weekend. Geesh. I am beyond elated that my friends are marrying their soulmates, Proverbs 31 women and their Boaz’s but my bank account would appreciate a rest from freaking Men’s Warehouse. Do I sound bitter? Well I am! Haha not really. However I am tired of people at weddings asking me the following question a million times, “So when are you going to make that move?” Aaahh! If you’re this person STOP IT after reading this post! The next person that asks me that question my answer will be when I feel like dancing… Get it?
3. STUDENT LOANS ARE THE DEVIL!
God is NOT in the repayment of student loans at all. It never occurred to me that I would still be paying for those everyday trips to Starbucks on my meal plan for years to come! That’s some foolishness. Doggone caffeine cost me thousands of dollars. And I seriously want to put a straight up Eastside Detroit hurting on Mr. and Mrs. Mae for raising the demon child that is Sallie!
4. THE IN BETWEEN TIME FOR GETTING A HAIRCUT.
Fellas share this post if you know that there is nothing like the feeling after you get a fresh cut! You’re ready to take on the world! Then about 3 days later its almost that time again. If you’re impulsive like me and go every week then one of the side effects is that your hairline may be taken back a little because of frequent cutting. So I’m currently going on week 3 without getting my haircut because my hair has to grow back. I don’t know about you but when my hair isn’t cut no outfit looks right. You’re never as fly. So what I do is try not to wear my good stuff until my hair is cut. Haha sad but true. Why waste a dope fit when the cut isn’t tight? Unless you can rock a Ralph Lauren cap or snapback with the outfit then you’re good.
5. KIDS ARE NOT BAD!
I’m honestly fatigued with hearing about the woes of the generation that is coming up now from folks in my generation and the one before us. I think if we’re going to complain about it, then it is incumbent upon us to look within ourselves to see where we went wrong. It’s our job to steer the following generation in the right direction. The old proverb says it take a village. Let’s be that village. “Adopt” a kid that you see has no one and be that role model. Let’s take an active approach instead of complaining all of the dang’ole time.
6. LEBRON JAMES RETURNS TO CLEVELAND
I couldn’t care less about Lebron James and his career moves. His goal is to get that NBA championship ring and nothing else. Until he gets another one, he will forever be on the quest to get it regardless of what team he is on. I will enjoy watching play wherever he is.
7. I THINK JOHN LEGEND CAN SING THE WORLD TO PEACE
That’s all I got on that one.
8. THE LATEST COVER OF MY GQ MAGAZINE
Get a load of it! I’m thinking about it for obvious reasons but I do have some concerns. First off my Mom picks up the mail and I could only imagine her thoughts about the types of magazines I subscribe to. Secondly in my mind I’m asking, “Harpo who dis woman?” Thirdly, if this is really fashion, why do I feel like if I seen a girl in this, she would be on way to getting arrested for indecent exposure? GQ yall aren’t fooling anybody. Trying to populate the women’s prison. Orange is NOT the new black. Unhuh
9. IF A HEAR ANOTHER FIRE CRACKER…….
Since when we did we start putting nuclear weapons in the hands of the common citizen!? It’s now the middle of July! STOP WITH THE FIREWORKS! I know there are some people on earth who celebrate special occasions like birthdays and anniversaries all month long but America’s independence should not be one of those occasions. The weapons of mass destruction that President Bush was looking for is right here on American
soil in my neighbor’s garage. COME GET THEM! Thanks.
10. PREACHING/TEACHING WITH AN iPAD
Is there something special about it? I’m like one of the last ministers I know who still carries a Holy Bible and preaches with hand written notes. Wait, I take that back. Last time I preached I typed out my notes. Does the iPad make you preach better? Enlighten me please! I was walking through Target as I often do and I started to play around with the iPad and I seriously thought about getting it so that I can preach/teach from it. Haha peer pressure is a mug! For me, it’s just something about feeling the book and flipping through the pages. Something about me writing my thoughts to paper instead of a screen. I might cave in and get one and I’ll update you all. And FYI, Jesus still shows up when I preach from the actual Bible and hand written notes. Haha